Poll position...

As there isn't really anything important or interesting going on in the world today, I thought I'd give you the first in an occasional series of reports, filed under the title Haiku News:

When the chips are down,
The steaks are high for McCain,
Politically.

Now, for today's Haiku Film Review:

Election (1999) -

Corruption, cheating,
Lying and under-age sex:
Ah, school was such fun.