Bully Beef!

Open letter to all members of the Prison Officers' Association:

These allegations that the Prison Service is run by a climate of fear and that managers use bullying techniques on their staff is completely unfounded. Now, bloody well get back to work or I'll come down there and beat seven shades of shit out of you (and have your lunch money while I'm at it). You bunch of gaylords - try being in the cabinet!

Yours truly,

Jack Straw

Today's Haiku Film Review:

Escape From Alcatraz (1979) -

Once 'The Prisoner',
McGoohan becomes warden.
Be seeing you, Clint!