Tuesday, 18 November 2008

New Bond film announced...

The latest addition to the successful Bond franchise has just been announced. Entitled 'Quantum of Wallace' it features the eponymous plasticine man as 007, Gromit as the gadget-master Q and Wendolene as Miss Moneypenny. As yet there isn't a plot, although this has not been much of a problem in the past, but the stunts and special effects work are expected to take 32 years of solid filming to complete, so expect it at a cinema near you in the summer of 2040!

Today's Haiku Film Review:

The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) -

Bond gets third nipple
And fights a midget butler;
As mad as it sounds!

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