Poppadom found on the Moon...

Yes, the Indian Space Research Organisation has finally landed its first probe on the Moon. Following a bhoona in the Indian economy, they have been keen to show they have the raita stuff to compete with the major world powers in space exploration. But there were no astronauts aboard to receive a tikka tape parade on their return; the unmanned probe crashed-landed at the Moon's south pole, a veritable Gobi desert covered in craters.
A spokesman for the organisation stated: "I'm afraid it's outside our delivery area, we'll have to charge an extra £10".

Today's Haiku Film Review:

The Right Stuff (1983) -

According to Wolfe,
If the Moon landings were real
This is the story.