Saturday, 6 December 2008

Warning: Giving Up Football May Be Hazardous To Your Health

Reports are coming in that former Wales and Wimbledon midfielder Vinnie Jones has been injured in a bar-room brawl in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The 'crazy gangster' was apparently treated in hospital for a laceration to the head and nasal injuries after he was glassed in the face when a fight broke out. What a pity Dennis Wise doesn't live in the States.

In lighter news, former American football star OJ Simpson was sentenced yesterday for his part in an armed robbery to retrieve memorabilia he claimed belonged to him from two dealers. The sentence is for up to 33 years, of which he will serve a minimum of 9. Touchdown!

Today's Haiku Film Review:

The Mean Machine (2001) -

Vinnie stars in crap
Remake of 'The Longest Yard'.
Life imitates art?

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