Friday, 3 October 2008

Oh, Mandy...

Shock news as renowned home-owner and labour spiv doctor Peter Mandelson looks set to return to the cabinet...again. Britain's current European Commissionaire is to head up his old department of Business, Enterprise, Voyager and Regulatory Reform, after having left previous cabinet posts twice under 'suspicious circumstances'. His appointment will see him elevated to the peerage and is seen as an olive branch from Gordon Aloysius Brown to the Blairites and Miliblandians in the party.
The reshuffle follows Old Ruth Kelly's surprise resignation from cabinet at last week's conference, to 'spend more time with her family', though what they have done to deserve this is anyone's guess.

Today's Haiku Film Review:

The Man Who Would Be King (1975) -

Connery and Caine
Make exceedingly good fakes
In rollicking yarn.

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