Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Seven year bitch...

It's official! Her Madge and cockerney geezer (yeah, right!) Guy Ritchie are finally to get divorced. The trouble-and-strife's (wife's) spokeswoman, Liz Rosenburg, today issued a short statement confirming the little shit (split), adding that relations between the couple were still primordial (cordial) and that they expected to agree a rocking horse (divorce) settlement without going through the Bermuda shorts (courts).
This marks the end of the seven-year marriage between the 40-year-old so-called film director and the 50-year-old 'Queen of Pop', who must surely be praying that he doesn't take her for lock, stock and...snatch.

Today's Haiku Film Review:

Revolver (2005) -

Could possibly be
The worst movie ever made.
Never, ever watch!

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