Tuesday, 7 October 2008

PGA Tournament...

Here at the Ministry of Justice we have been very disappointed to hear the remarks of Paul Tidball on the subjects of under-funding and over-crowding in our excellent prisons. As president of the PGA (although what golf has got to do with it, I don't know - it's not as if we're talking about 'open' prisons, ha, ha), he should know better than to bite the hand that feeds him. As for all his talk about prisons becoming "less stable", I can only concur - they bloody well should be less stable and more dungeon; they never had prison violence in the Middle Ages, unless it was perpetrated by the guards themselves. And so, to the Prison Governors Association, I say, it's my way or the fairway.

Jack Straw

Today's Haiku Film Review:

Demolition Man (1993) -

Wesley snipes at Sly
And never mind the Bullock,
Denis Leary rocks.

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