Saturday, 11 October 2008

Troopergate verdict in...

Republican vice presidential candidate and John McCain's tame pitbull, Sarah Palin, has been found guilty of an abuse of power under Statute 39.52.110 (a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act. The 44-year-old MILF (monstrous ignorant little fascist) breached ethical standards by sacking a senior state official over a family feud, but her campaign team insists she has done nothing 'unlawful'.
"She was just trying to protect her family," stated former Miss Alaska and brain-donor, Casey Ryback, "she shoulda shot the bum!"
Shockingly, The Daily Mail has revealed that Palin is also the 10th cousin of Princess Diana - a fact that has not escaped the attention of the Duke of Edinburgh, who has allegedly invited her to a hunt in Paris.

Today's Haiku Film Review:

Under Siege (1992) -

Terrorists on board
Don't reckon on cooking SEAL.
Like 'Die Hard' at sea.

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